The Kingdom of Womble 3886 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.008 billion Womble 3886ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 3886ian economy, worth 397 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,129 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,415 per year while the poor average 2,766, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3886's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3886 is ranked 230,622^nd in the world and 4,613^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.